Martian 69

Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.

One of my customers (via assachusetts)

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umq:

Gᴇʀᴍᴀɴʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍsᴄᴀᴘᴇs

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the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

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w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

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mlp4eternity:

duchessoftardis221b:

sm0keblunts:

tyleroakley:

Tumblr, pack your bags…


omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like 

#THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE

mlp4eternity:

duchessoftardis221b:

sm0keblunts:

tyleroakley:

Tumblr, pack your bags…

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omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like 

#THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE

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pradalecki:

linkin-lake:

ibeggedformercytwice:

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

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stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

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